RESTORING STRENGTH TO THE LOONIE
Join Us In Flipping The CAD
ABOUT US
Bringing back strength to the Loonie.
The Decentralized Loonie Party of Canada exists for one mission: to create a currency stronger than the Canadian dollar.
While the government prints, freezes, and inflates away your future, we’re building a resilient, decentralized economy. Powered by the people, for the people.
The Loonie is what the dollar was supposed to be: strong, sovereign, and unstoppable.
It’s time to show the powers that be how a real economy is built... and unlike them, we’ll never freeze your bank account.
How To Buy
Follow the following steps to become a $LOON holder.
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Create a wallet with Phantom
Visit the PHANTOM.APP and follow the steps to create a new account with the phantom app or browser extension.
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Get some $SOL or $USDC
Tap the BUY button in the app to purchase Solana, or deposit $SOL to your Phantom wallet from the crypto exchange of your choice.
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Swap for $LOON
Tap the SWAP icon in your Phantom wallet and paste the $LOON token address. Swap your $SOL for $LOON.
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You are now a $LOON holder.
Welcome to the revolution! You've officially joined the party.
Our Roadmap
Phase 1:
Operation Loon
The Decentralized Loonie Party of Canada is born — forged in frustration, irony, and open-source rage.
We launch our digital battalion, call out Canadian institutions by name, and begin onboarding the based and the brave.
Institutional raids begin. The memes fly south for war.
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Birth of the DLC Party
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Launch official socials
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Call out institutions publicly
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Begin community onboarding
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Raids begin
Phase 2:
Flight of the Loon
The $LOON launches — zero team allocation, all chaos, pure memetic force.We publish our manifesto, escalate meme warfare, and watch the establishment sweat in real time.
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Launch $LOON with 5% team allocation
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Begin institutional meme warfare
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Publish the $LOON Manifesto
Phase 3:
Enter the Political Arena
We go legit (on paper). The Loonie Party registers officially, the governance framework drops, and our manifesto gets upgraded from internet cult doctrine to a government-ready political playbook.
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Register DLC as an official political party
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Release DAO governance framework
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Update manifesto to be government ready
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Elect $LOON MPs (Members of Protocol)
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Start running municipal candidates across Canada
Phase 4:
From Memepool to Parliament
We run federal candidates in ridings across Canada and prepare for the inevitable: DLC representation in Ottawa.We host the world’s first on-chain political debate, moderated by tokens and trolls. And yes — we win the PM’s seat. With honor. With memes.
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Run federal candidates across Canada
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Host first on-chain political debate
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Win the Prime Minister’s seat
Phase 5:
The Great Decentralization
It’s time to make good on our memes:We rename the Canadian dollar to The Loonie (officially this time), and introduce crypto tax freedom as a national right.The federal budget? On-chain. Your grandma? Voting with a cold wallet.
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Rename the Canadian dollar to “The Loonie”
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Introduce tax-free crypto transactions
Phase 6:
Global Meme Domination
The Loonie leaves Canada.We force Binance to list $LOON, launch diplomatic shitposts, and position ourselves as Canada’s first memetically-aligned global superpower.
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​Force Binance to list $LOON
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$LOON as global reserve currency.
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