Not Your Average Politicians
The Loonie Party MPs are not career bureaucrats or lobbyist puppets.
They’re visionaries, degens, whales, memelords, and crypto rebels—each committed to reshaping Canada through decentralization, transparency, and good old-fashioned blockchain chaos.
MP's
2019 -
The Honorable Loon
Party Leader
Mysterious. Fearless. Incorruptible. A shadowy figure believed to have emerged from the icy depths of a cold wallet. The Honorable Loon is the founder and ideological heartbeat of the DLC Party. Part philosopher, part memetic tactician, and full-time decentralization maximalist, they lead not through authority but through vibes. When the nation needed a leader, the Loon answered. Founder of the flock.
2020 -
Degen McTimbit
Minister of Tokenomics
Watches over our bags like a hawk. Degen McTimbit orchestrates the $LOON token economy with the precision of a sushi chef and the conviction of a pre-rugged founder. Armed with spreadsheets, memes, and six browser tabs open to DEXTools, McTimbit designs tokenomics that reward diamond hands and punish the paper-fisted. Every chart tells a story. Most of them are insane.
2023 -
Anon von Moose
Minister of Privacy
Anon Von Moose is the Loonie Party’s advocate for digital dignity and personal sovereignty. Seen only through a VPN and a PFP of a sunglasses-wearing moose, Anon Von Moose is the ghost in the Canadian machine.With a strong belief that privacy is a fundamental democratic right, Von Moose ensures that Canadians can transact freely, quietly, and without surveillance from anyone — especially Ottawa.
2024 -
Chad Mapleleaf
Minister of Memes
Born on Discord and raised in group chats, Chad Mapleleaf is the architect of the Loonie Party’s cultural arsenal. Equal parts troll and prophet, Chad weaponizes irony, nostalgia, and pixel art to disrupt the status quo one post at a time. With a sixth sense for virality and a deep knowledge of Canadian history (and hockey), he crafts the memes that win hearts, and change minds.
2024 -
Terry Nakamoto
Minister of Community Management
Pierre Elliot Nakamoto is the heartbeat of the Loonie Party’s decentralized flock. A master of morale, he blends old-school Canadian politicking with blockchain precision. Pierre believes community isn’t managed... it’s rallied, empowered, and eventually forged into greatness. He ensures every citizen, holder, and degen has a place at the Loonie table, preferably with maple syrup and a multi-sig wallet.
Become an MP
(Member of Protocol)
Do you hold significant $LOON?
Are you a builder, trader, or terminally ill online patriot with a vision for a freer, decentralized nation?
You may be eligible to apply as an MP - Member of Protocol on the DLC team.
Requirements:
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Be a known LOON whale.
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Contribute meaningfully to the movement. (On or off chain)
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Submit a short manifesto or memo explaining your position.
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Be committed to radical transparency, blockchain sovereignty, or meme-first leadership.
Selected MPs will gain:
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Governance influence.
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Exclusive access to all internal DLC channels.
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A public facing profile on this page.
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The eternal respect of The Loon.
To Join the Flock, please send us a message to any of the following channels...
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Email: theloonieparty@gmail.com