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Debate Counter
We ask the questions. They run.
The Decentralized Loonie Party of Canada has repeatedly and publicly challenged the nation's institutions... from big banks to bureaucratic black holes... to open, transparent debates on decentralization, digital sovereignty, and the future of Canada.
They've ignored us.
They’ve ghosted us.
They’ve left us on read.
So we’re keeping score. In public. On-chain. Forever.
The Master Debate Ledger
At the Decentralized Loonie Party of Canada, we don’t shy away from the hard questions. We seek confrontation. We crave transparency. We demand accountability.
We’re not just debaters — we’re master debaters.
Unfortunately, Canada’s institutions are not ready to enter the meme arena.
Insitution
Challenged
Accepted
Status
Bank of Canada
Prints money, not receipts.
0
0
Canada Revenue Agency
Taxes memes, dodges debates.
4
0
Service Canada
Reply time: 6-8 months
0
0
Department of Finance
Heard the public is interested in "Web3"
0
0
Royal Canadian Mounted Police
0
0
Offered to investigate our vibes.
Canadian Securities Administrators
67
0
Sounds unregistered.
Mark Carney
0
0
Too global to care.
Justin Trudeau
18
0
Doing yoga with lobbyists.
Chrystia Freeland
0
0
Not familiar with "blockchain."
Jagmeet Singh
0
0
Spotted on Tiktok.
Piere Poilievre
Said yes, then ghosted us.
0
0
Doug Ford
Offered TimBits instead of a debate.
0
0
Yves Fancois Blanchet
Debates only en français, tabarnak.
0
0
Francois Legault
Can't spell DAO.
0
0
Valeria Plante
0
0
Currently riding a bike.
Elizabeth May
0
0
Open to a debate if its carbon neutral.
Maxime Bernier
0
0
Might actually show up, legend.
Communist Party of Canada
0
0
Absurd
Marijuana Party of Canada
3
0
Answered with, "That's deep."
CTV News
0
0
Thought we were prank calling.
Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
0
0
Too public to engage publicly.
Why Keep Count?
Because silence is consent to the status quo and the Loonie Party was born to disrupt it. We publish every debate challenge as proof that we show up, even when they won’t.
This is transparency, memefied.
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