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Roadmap

Phase 1:

Operation Loon

The Decentralized Loonie Party of Canada is born — forged in frustration, irony, and open-source rage.

We launch our digital battalion, call out Canadian institutions by name, and begin onboarding the based and the brave.

Institutional raids begin. The memes fly south for war.

  • Birth of the DLC Party

  • Launch official socials

  • Call out institutions publicly

  • Begin community onboarding

  • Raids begin

Phase 2:

Flight of the Loon

The $LOON launches — zero team allocation, all chaos, pure memetic force.We publish our manifesto, escalate meme warfare, and watch the establishment sweat in real time.

  • Launch $LOON with 5% team allocation

  • Begin institutional meme warfare

  • Publish the $LOON Manifesto

Phase 3:

Enter the Political Arena

We go legit (on paper). The Loonie Party registers officially, the governance framework drops, and our manifesto gets upgraded from internet cult doctrine to a government-ready political playbook.

  • Register DLC as an official political party

  • Release DAO governance framework

  • Update manifesto to be government ready

  • Elect $LOON MPs (Members of Protocol)

  • Start running municipal candidates across Canada

Phase 4:

From Memepool to Parliament

We run federal candidates in ridings across Canada and prepare for the inevitable: DLC representation in Ottawa.We host the world’s first on-chain political debate, moderated by tokens and trolls. And yes — we win the PM’s seat. With honor. With memes.

  • Run federal candidates across Canada

  • Host first on-chain political debate

  • Win the Prime Minister’s seat

Phase 5:

The Great Decentralization

It’s time to make good on our memes:We rename the Canadian dollar to The Loonie (officially this time), and introduce crypto tax freedom as a national right.The federal budget? On-chain. Your grandma? Voting with a cold wallet.

  • Rename the Canadian dollar to “The Loonie”

  • Introduce tax-free crypto transactions

Phase 6:

Global Meme Domination

The Loonie leaves Canada.We force Binance to list $LOON, launch diplomatic shitposts, and position ourselves as Canada’s first memetically-aligned global superpower.

  • ​Force Binance to list $LOON

  • $LOON as global reserve currency.

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