ABOUT DLC
Restoring Strength to
the Loonie
OUR ROOTS
We were born in basements, raised on bear markets, and forged in the cold shadows of collapsing institutions. The Decentralized Loonie Party of Canada didn’t come from think tanks or policy roundtables — we came from Discord servers, Telegram raids, and the sheer, unrelenting pain of trying to buy a house on minimum wage in a country that prints money like it’s Monopoly night in Ottawa. We are sons and daughters of the snow, raised on Tim Hortons and taxed to hell. Our grandparents fought for freedom — now we fight to take it back.
OUR MISSION
The Decentralized Loonie Party exists to surpass the Canadian dollar in strength and value. While the government inflates away the value of your hard work, we are building a real alternative, a currency rooted in sovereignty and economic freedom.
This isn't just a currency. It’s a declaration.
SOME OTHER POLICIES
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Fight for beavers.
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Make Canada a crypto tax haven
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Make 4/20 a National Holiday
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Government to subsidize poutine at $4.20
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Make Trudeau apologize to the entire nation.
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Make $LOON the world reserve currency.